The joy of Bob Ross

Some great Bob Ross quotes:

• "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over, is the garbage."
• "Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don’t go, you’re going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you."
• "People might look at you a bit funny, but it’s okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different."
• "That’s a crooked tree. We’ll send him to Washington."
• "The secret to doing anything is believing that you can do it. Anything that you believe you can do strong enough, you can do. Anything. As long as you believe."
• "There’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend."
• "Trees cover up a multitude of sins."
• "Water’s like me. It’s laaazy… Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things."
• "We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents."
• "We tell people sometimes: we’re like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn’t take much to get you addicted."
• "We want happy paintings. Happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news."
• "Well, the little clock on the wall says we’re just about out of time. God bless you my friend."
• "I'd like to wish you happy painting, and God bless my friend."